Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Teddy Bears in Canada?

This is the name of a magazine that a woman on the bus had. Frankly, it terrified me. There's seriously a magazine out there dedicated to Teddy Bears? My only hope was that it was a cover. You know how someone might have a fake front for books like Harlequin Romances, porn or Pimpin' for Dummies.

Alas, from a few seats back, I could clearly see that it was page after page of teddy bear. Olympic teddy bears depicting different countries and events...including a very disturbing female marathon with long legs and breasts (only disturbing because this was a TEDDY BEAR). Pilot teddy bears. Teddy bear families. Teddy bear classrooms. It was like the proverbial train wreck or the latest Paris Hilton story - I couldn't look away.

1 comment:

Amber said...

There is a magazine for everything. EVERYTHING. Trust me. Commercial magazine trade shows are strange. As are long legged female teddy bears.