Bruise-a-palooza

I often have a lot of bruises on my legs for a variety of reasons (I'm a klutz, I have a reasonably high pain threshold so I don't notice that I hurt myself, Dash sleeps on the bed now, walls jump out in front of me when I'm walking). This is a first though. Not only do I have a whole lot of bruises right now but I actually have a bruise that hurts when I walk. It's on my calf but the movement of my skin as I walk is painful. This is undoubtedly the weirdest bruise ever. It's not that big...a little bigger than a $2 coin. It's not that horrible yellow color that even Crayola could only have named "bruise yellow". Just a regular everyday bruise.