Not so quotable quotes

I was looking at the quote on my calendar that says "Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience. - Pam Brown". No, don't worry, I haven't secretly become a cat lover, it's a pet calendar. I was thinking about other life "rules". Here's one I came across today - During lunch, another coworker will inevitably come join you as you go to take that last bite from your apple leaving you with the option of looking like you and your friend are leaving because they came or sticking around even though lunch is over.